Did you catch Lizzo on SNL last night?
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She hosted and performed the show’s latest episode — and if you haven’t seen her opening monologue yet, well, what are you waiting for?
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“My name is Lizzo — and, yes, I’m shocked I have clothes on, too,” she cracked at the top of the bit.
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She also joked that her hosting turn would break a record for the number of times the word “bitch” was said during an episode of SNL.
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Lizzo actually did make history later in the show, as SNL‘s first-ever musical guest to introduce herself.
After shouting out her mom in the audience and talking a little about her “serious side,” Lizzo started joking around about all the “rumors” floating around about her personal life.
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“I read a lot online that I’m dating every little white boy in Hollywood,” she cracked. “They think I’m collecting members of One Direction like infinity stones.”
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She even referenced her infamous back-and-forth with Chris Evans last year, which started with an alleged drunk DM and led to fan pics of what a baby between the two of them would look like.
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“I even heard a rumor that I’m pregnant with Chris Evans‘ baby. I have no idea where that one started.”
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“It could be the TikTok where I said, ‘I am pregnant with Chris Evans’ baby.’ It’s called manifesting, OK!?”
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